procrasturbate

When you have something to do but you procrastinate and spend your time masturbating instead.

i have homework that's due tomorrow, but all i've done today was procrasturbate

by Rooskie Business March 7, 2010

Procrasturbating

procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.

Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura

I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.

by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013

Procrasturbate

The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.

Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...

You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.

by mkay567 January 9, 2012

Procrasturbate

To masturbate when one's procrastinating

Instead of doing my work, i procrasturbated to my favorite porno.

by ZACX February 24, 2010

Procrasturbate

pro·cras·tur·bate.

Verb.

Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.

Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.

I couldn't procrasturbate any more. I had no other choice but to do my essay.

by TMurray88 May 14, 2011

Procrasturbate

The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.

It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)

Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.

by InspoAdam June 15, 2011

Procrasturbate

When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.

I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!

by BridgesGijsbers April 6, 2010