Procrastihate

The act of hating yourself for procrastinating.

I procrastihate instead of studying for my exam.

I procrastihated hard last night watching Orange is the New Black.

by GracieBruz July 2, 2019

Procrastibate

Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead

I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9

by JDUB 4978 January 11, 2020

Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023

procrastibake

to procrastinate by baking. come anytime assessment is due, you (or your friends) feel the need to make lots of little delicious things that can be eaten preferably whilst on a lunch break with fellow procrastibakers at a library etc. usually sweet in nature, favourites include muffins, banana bread, cakes, and scones. however, the more complex the recipe, the greater time not spent studying!

has a slightly satisfying feeling of accomplishment.

Hayley had a nasty essay to write for Psychology before next week, so she found herself in the kitchen about to procrastibake a pumpkin pie in the hope to drive it out of her mind.

by danzarella May 16, 2010

procrastivation

Avoiding the important task at hand by instead doing lots of other, less important tasks. Misplaced motivation, mixed with procrastination, which results in a sense of accomplishment for a lot of things, except that one thing which you were meant to do.

Fern sat down to do her essay, but due to procrastivation, she instead ended up applying for several jobs and cleaning out her spam email folder.

by LustStarrr November 8, 2013

Procrastinate

I'll write a definition later. I'm too lazy.

I'm going to procrastinate instead of writing a definition.

by Pinkie Fazpie June 13, 2015