procrastighosting

The act of waiting so long to respond to someone that it becomes too awkward or pointless to do so.

"Hey, did you ever get back to Joe about going to his party tonight?"
"No. I kept putting it off, and it's too late now."
"You're procrastighosting him?"
"I guess so."

by Sarginitial June 25, 2018

Procrastipuff

Noun procrastipuff or verb procrastipuffing defining Procrastinating by smoking a joint or cigarette or any other smoking substances , and therefore delaying a project , a meeting or any other commitment.

Noun -We decided to clean the garage today but thought it best to have a procrastipuff before starting.

Verb -Marc said :"Where are

Jack and Jill ?"
Julie answered :" out back procrastipuffing "

by Juanna fuqc October 9, 2019

procrasticording

To delay starting work/study/household chores/gym/sleep/anything beneficial to your real life by browsing Discord and seeing if you missed something mildly interesting... or posting random stuff all over the place to see if you can start a conversation.

I really should get to bed, but i have some procrasticording to see to.

by AccidentProneAU June 7, 2021

Procrastitosis

A term meaning SpongeBob (from SpongeBob SquarePants) being unusually pale looking. The meaning of its name alludes to the Season 2 episode "Procrastination" where SpongeBob's color is very pale and washed out in most prints of the episode.

Alt name: Palebob

HD SpongeBob doesn't have Procrastitosis, but some promos for Season 13 do.

by SMACKLEDORFD January 25, 2023

Procrastinnovation

Sometimes it’s only when the stakes are raised, when I’m stressed and way too behind in a very important project I hate, like doing my taxes, that my brain is forced to really focus and finally give me a good idea, that sufficiently justifies me falling further behind to work on it. Procrastinnovation. Thank you Canada Revenue Agency.

What procrastinnovation you ask? I'm actually procrastinnovating right now, doing this. Making the world a better place, one neologism at a time.

by TheGuyWhoSaidThatOneThing April 23, 2024