Carl studied two weeks before the final and got a B. Kevin, who is known to procrastinate, crammed the night before and got an A. Carl was so pissed off, and soon realized that he was being a Procrastihater (one who hates procrastinators).

by KevinHughes21 May 19, 2017

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procrastifuck

vulgar verb

verb: procrastifuck; 3rd person present: procrastifucks; past tense: procrastifucked; past participle: procrastifucked; gerund or present participle: procrastifucking

to procrastinate task(s) with sexual activity; put off doing something with fucking.

Origin

early 21th century: portmanteau of procrastinate and fuck.

I procrastifucked last Friday evening with my girlfriend, and didn't get any work done.

by Meyer Lemon September 26, 2017

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procrastimate

When you wait just long enough to provide an estimate that there is no chance of actually getting the task done on time.

If the engineer hadn't procrastimated for 2 weeks, we would've known the feature wasn't going to make it in before we published the release notes.

by Spicy B November 7, 2017

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procrastinaction

Doing other things besides what you most need to do, in a way that what you need to do somehow actually gets done.

My latest procrastinaction was avoiding doing my taxes by creating a 20-year financial plan that mentioned I should really do my taxes. This annoyed my uncle so much he just did them for me.

by mindfu August 13, 2018

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