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Preston

Preston is a pretty cool guy. He is a skater boy with nothing to lose. He loves Rock and roll and will blast it whenever, wherever. He is cute, not hot and tends to be small. He can be pretty harsh sometimes but is a good guy at heart. He doesn't care about anything, even if he is out in public nude. Preston is a great guy to be around!
Person 1: "Who is that guy skating down the street?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Preston"
Person 1: "Why is he naked?"
Person 2: "That's just what he does"
by papajhon June 3, 2018
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preston grenade

Like Preston Garvey but has a ton of grenades. Dont mess with him, he will nuke you to another dimension
by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018
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Preston Onion

An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.

My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.

One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
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Preston Koyatai

A preston koyatai is an extremely worthless white boy, that can’t succeed in any particular task they try to accomplish. If you have a friend like a preston more than likely his dad got raped and his mom rides dildos
boy 1 : your so bad at this game *name*
“Preston ” : Fuck you I am good your bad
Boy 2 : Fuck your such a preston koyatai your dad got raped in jail, and i walked in on your mum riding a 15 inch dildo.
by Centrelink-Aus September 6, 2020
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Prestonaephobia

The fear that somehow,somewhere a settlement needs your help
I can deal with my prestonaephobia I'm away from home too much
by lazerboy22 December 1, 2021
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peyton leask

peyton leask is a super senior chad who loves younger audience

he is insecure but a kind little soul he is often found wearing flannels and his average height is 5'7 to 6'1
that guy is a great peyton leask
by XxWifeSmootherxX April 26, 2023
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Preston

A boy who usually has blonde hair, and amazing eyes. He is an undiscovered cute boy who is unbelievable in bed.
Girl: He was such a Preston in bed last night! I couldn't walk for days.
by Acer321 May 3, 2009
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