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Preston

I have to wipe my preston
by Ross Hieden February 15, 2017
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Preston

preston is preston, a non fat BIG BONED race car obsessed sociopath. He loves to terrorize his younger siblings and loves to smell yogurt in his spare time. his fav subject is math and he smells like grahm crackers and band-aids. He has braces, no eyebrows, and very little hair. He LOVES SKYLAR, MACKENZIE, AND KAM. we are his bffs4L. hes from the ghetto aka flo-ri-dah as so he says. but hes really from wisconsin.
omg have u met preston?

u mean princess paddy cakes?

yeah
by Fuck lannika April 17, 2022
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Preston

My boyfriend since January 18, 2021. If you’re seeing this I love you and, by the time you see this I hope we’re still together and you still love me. I truly hope we figured the bad things out and we did a lot of stuff together. I just want to make you happy.
Laura: I love you Preston.
by Lautyue November 24, 2021
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Preston

He is really in to the definition of phasing and cant guess it.
Preston can Phase
by LolItsMe3 December 16, 2021
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preston

The protagonist of your class in terms of grades. He is literally untouchable when it comes to grades. God gave him plot armor thick enough to stop Mr. Reilly or Dr. Terranova bad grades. He works and studies very hard and is a professional phantom forces player, despite playing on a laptop that can't run google. His brain has enough ram to join a google meet 272 times. Careful though, because he is the most based person you will ever meet. Don't insult him or he'll call you gay and black as well as offensive slurs for those words respectively.
Preston literally memorized the entire aeneid just by reading it once what the fuck
by helloaeneid December 5, 2021
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Preston

Preston is a great guy who can always make you smile. He goes out of his way to make your day and is a very fun guy to be around. He has the cutest smile, eyes that will light up your world and his personality is very fun and outgoing. He is the best guy you will ever meet and is all anyone would ever want in a boyfriend or even just a best friend. He loves his girl and treats her like she is the most special girl in the world (which in his eyes, she is). If you are ever lucky enough to become close with a Preston, never let him go.
Omg, have you met Preston? He's such a great guy!
by Jay.Wolf November 10, 2020
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Preston

The rizzard of oz, the one and mighty best lover of the year as well as "that guy"
"Preston, you're so good!!!!!!!!!"
by brandon long December 12, 2022
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