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Poseur photo album

This is the poseur's skiing trip (the one where the man with no face at the drive thru served her kids french fries), this is her scuba trip, this is her college graduation, this is all highlight reel stuff frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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poseur

Someone that sees glory and dollar signs in someone else's life and wants it for themself.
Your father was never a hard ass with you, he was always protective and civil with you because you were soft and nerdy as a kid, quit being a poseur to try and gain fame/riches/respect/power from it.
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
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Reptilian poseur

Someone that spends most of their life trying to coup somebody else's life and get credit for living their life rather than doing things that actually interest them or what they really wanted to do as a kid. Someone that says they are passionate about music for example (despite not really holding anything sacred) and wants to become a musician not because they actually love music, but mostly to coup the life of someone they know who thought about becoming a musician when they grew up, discouraging the other person from ever trying or even thinking there is a point once they know it will only become another pointless battle for supremacy or some other bullshit their best efforts will get turned into that make the entire thing something other than a party or anything else fun or exciting that it seemed to be when it started out.
Be careful what you share with the mouth of the south, she is looking to coup anything you have any interest in doing with your life from you so that you can never get a life together, thus making you the failure and the fool forever (the weak one). It's too bad that even a poseur can somehow manage to end up in a history book as something other than who they really are, and many people will believe it rather than question what they read, that gives the Reptilian poseur a path to power to walk all over others to get there.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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poseur

How a poser spells "poser".
As the online etymology dictionary states, "The word is English poser in French garb, and thus could itself be considered an affectation."
The French word "poseur" is absolutely not used in that context, which further points out that this spelling is not the correct, original one.
-"Poseur."
-"Poser."
by Prince_Crimson September 13, 2017
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Poseur photo album

This is the poseur's skiing trip, this is her scuba diving trip, this is her college graduation,she just showed everybody the highlight reels frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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Poseur

Someone that called people that were different something like obnoxious in high school or after, then started going for an image that was more like the people he/she was trying to make fun of.
The poseur would always try to make fun of people that he/she saw as in front her in line until she found out they were never in line to begin with, then the poseur got angry (in a repressed manner) and became more like an imitation of these folks, always acting different or colorful to compensate for being plain, dull, and lifeless (someone that is around primarily to drain life) beneath the surface.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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youtube poseur

A phony youtuber that claims they always get sent death threats and drama when really hardly anybody pays attention to or knows who they are.
The youtube poseur thought that he/she the most important/influential person in the world, you could tell by the way they described what happened to people with a youtube channel, and you would think their was an army coming for this guy/girl on every front when in reality most people thought that he/she was about as interesting as watching paint dry, a couple of dorks that felt betrayed by the SS because it collapsed in the 1940's.
by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
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