Joe the Plumber

Disgusting political shitmonger who is obviously a plant.

Yo that Joe the Plumber wasn't a plumber, independent voter or making anywhere near 250,000$ a year like he said he was.

That Joe the Plumber should go kill himself.

by malaknethed April 4, 2009

Joe the Plumber

When a man "laying the pipe from behind" in the bathroom. the man intentionally thrusts into the girl extra hard causing her to hit her head on the sink.

Grant was hooking up with Shanda, when he got too rough and gave her a "Joe the Plumber", now her ears wont stop ringing.

by Heatha C. November 30, 2009

plubers

chunky, excess fat on body

Wow Peter, you have a lot of plubers!

by KMFK December 7, 2010

Brown Plummer

The oppisite of a blowkin. It is when a man eats a woman out while she takes a shit.

"Hey man, last night I gave my girlfriend a brown plummer."

"Dude thats fucking sick."

by G-Murder1882 January 7, 2009

iceland plumber

a form of either self or group pleasure; it is performed when one applies a liberal dosing of toothpaste to the extremities of the lower intestine (see anus). its origins can be traced to the ancient greeks. not to be confused for the Finnish Card-swipe.

ashley was a tad horny. Without her toys, she found herself a tube of toothpaste and proclaimed, "Tonight, I will perform the iceland plumber!"

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

plumber's smile

a view of the top of the buttocks and gluteal cleft while a man's pants descend due to bending over(because it frequently happens to overweight plumbers, carpenters, etc.)

The plumber's smile that the road worker over there has is appalling.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2008

Joe The Plumber

though the entire republican party hates his very existance, ole joe the plumber is tricked into expecting tax cuts and a fair share of healthcare benifits to be handed from the very party that hates hard workers and/with sensible values. kinda like you and me.

hi my name is ella may, Im joe the plumbers ex wife i had to get rid of him cause mccains lyin old ass drove him ta start drankin again we didnt get no health care pension or tax cuts nowhere so joe just started back ta drankin gettin depressed and whoopin my ass again an takin my wal mart check to spend it at titty bars an lotto tickets

by krystalxlyte December 9, 2008