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Joe the Plumber

An individual named Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher who was the surprise star of the final 2008 presidential debate between now president-Elect Barack Obama and Republican Senator John McCain as a feeble attempt at defeating Barack Obama during said debate. He was made famous by questioning Barack Obama's proposed tax policies, which was blown completely out of proportion and twisted out of context beyond recognition by the McCain campaign and the FOX News corporation. He was also made infamous for being an unlicensed plumber who owed back taxes to the IRS, which was never mentioned by the McCain campaign.
Joe the plumber is a useless tax deadbeat. He isn't even a licensed plumber!
by FoxWing December 9, 2008
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plumber femme

A femme lesbian who isn't above getting her hands dirty. She's nobody's little princess, and she's not going to sit in the car while her dyke tries unsuccessfully to fix a flat. She can do it herself and, more than likely, can do it better than a hard butch or most men can.
How hot is that! My girl fixed my engine! She's so plumber femme!
by dove.amy May 21, 2006
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Plumber's Hand

A dry, coarse vagina. Having sex with this woman feels like having a plumber give you a handjob.
Sally's Plumber's Hand gave my penis a rash.
by Plumber's Hand Victim January 8, 2009
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ass plumber

One who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck shit out of assholes
by I love daniel April 4, 2003
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bung plumber

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a thtudly bung plumber!
by sbo April 27, 2011
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Sneaky Plumber

As a male and feamle are partaking in anal sex, prior to ejaculating he pulls out and shoves a plunger up the females ass
kaytee was complaining that kevins dick was too small to satisfy her so he thought the only way to get back at her was....BAM hit her with a sneaky plumber
by jimmy balls December 21, 2006
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Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown
Ethan is a plumber of cars.
by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023
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