Bern Pressure

Pressure to support Bernie Sanders despite your misgivings about his economic narrative.

"The barista at the Whole Foods coffee bar gives me intense Bern Pressure every morning."

by Rico Swavay September 11, 2016

jack pleasure

Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.

The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.

by Boeh November 2, 2019

guilty pleasure

Something that you love to do, but you just cannot admit that you do it.

Guy 1: "DUDE, you still watch Pokemon?"
Guy 2: "WHAT? NO! Ok, I do, its my guilty pleasure.

by carlsonmandude December 28, 2006

butthole pleasures

what life is not about

life is not about butthole pleasures

by mike litoriss December 9, 2008

My Pleasure

The international phrase for ChickFilA. Used by workers that have short hair and glasses.

Thanks for the chicken
— My pleasure

See you later
— My pleasure

How are you?
— My pleasure

by AL0001 January 27, 2018

Pressure Washing

The act of cleaning a dirty toilet by urinating extra hard on the grime in the bowl.

"Dude you need to clean that toilet."

"Nah it's alright I've been pressure washing it for a week."

by anon1904791 June 30, 2009

wifey pressure

wifey pressure refers to that feeling you get when the girl in your life makes or inspires you to want to do better. Only positive things can come out of wifey pressure.

guy 1: dude, i see you working extra hard nowadays, whats up?!
guy 2: its that wifey pressure man. Just trying to be a good dude for my girl, gotta make that paper, feel me?!

by Birch08 April 16, 2008