Howdy Pillar

The most sexiest puppet to walk the lands of the trending ARG, “Welcome Home”. If anyone says otherwise they’re a fucking idiot who probably only looks at the AU’s

“Wow, Howdy Pillar is so fucking hot tbh”
“No Wally Darling is!!”
“You’re a fucking idiot, that mf probably doesn’t know how babies are made.”

by Slinkypeepee December 30, 2023

Pillar Chase 2

The Peak Game For People That Want To Be Chased Or Want To Chose Other People.

May Blade_Ninja give MX the PCX treatment. It Would Be For The Better Of Pillar Chase 2

by Metal_Sonic October 17, 2025

Pillar Men

my boyfriends.

not poly or anything but like... The pillar men are all totally my boyfriends

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

Pillar of Control

It is someone or something that is the backbone of the team or a group. (The Pillar of control) is the leader that guides the team and protects, supports, and the one who brings the skills and utility to tie the whole team together, offering assistance where necessary to help everyone else do their job effectively throughout all stages of a game.

HE is the pillar of control in that game

by Tubol eater July 16, 2022

Pillar Man

the urge to draw people with SWORDS

I feel like a pillar man

by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE? This is th March 29, 2022

Howdy Pillar

Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.

Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”

by Slinkypeepee January 6, 2024

Pillar of Garbage

The good kind of British

“Yeah, he’s British, but in Pillar of Garbage way”

by TSDennis November 28, 2022