pies

A pie is a kilo of coke

"If u had pies then I woulda been heard of you, I prolly supply the guy thats been servin' you."

- Cassidy

by shylock holmes August 26, 2006

Pulsating pile driver

An angry man tool also known as a penis.

He unleashed his angry ,horse like, Pulsating pile driver into her petit love box.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

porky pies

Cockney slang for "lies"

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

by Debs September 27, 2005

Texan Piledriver

The act of sprinting at someone from a distance, with pants at ankles, and forcefully driving one's penis into the exposed anus with a leap and a thrust.

"When i saw a blur go by, i turned around in horror and realized far too late that jimmy was preparing to give me a texan piledriver"

by Dnutzzz November 5, 2009

Tombstone Piledriver

The move that Kane, Undertaker, or Bret Hart did. It is a piledriver that has your stomach facing inward instead of outward like a normal piledriver. Has the same effect as normal piledriver.

Fuck!! Kane just tombstone piledrivered Undertaker.

by Fatty December 17, 2003

two car pile up

Accidental anal entry during sex that causes the female to shoot forward and head butt a third participant

I pulled back too far and rammed it in Jill's ass she jumped fowatd so fast she and Jen caused a two car pile up.

by Deeznuts617 April 27, 2016

pile bunker

n. Tool or weapon composed of a pneumatic or hydraulic piston connected to a spiked shaft and recoil springs; Uses rapid compression to drive the piston forward which in turn drives a spike into an object, in a matter similar to that of a pneumatic hammer (jackhammer), only the spike goes far into the object and then retracts quickly, readying itself for another strike.

His armor was pierced by his enemy's pile bunker.
He used a pile bunker to remove some of the granite from a rock wall.

by Tonywolf September 20, 2008