pittsburgh

A pretty place with coal and steel and rivers.

Pittsburgh was the coolest place to go when we were young and bored and single.

by dictionary April 9, 2003

Pittsburgh Left

every city has its fair share of crazy ass drives, and pittsburgh's are unique. the most common move of city drivers in the burgh involves making a left turn just after the light turns green. if a car is sitting in the left turn lane (where left turn yields on green), the driver will hurry up and turn just as the light turns green, cutting off oncoming traffic

Pittsburgher: The light turned green, I'm gunning it.
Philly Moron: Jesus, I about pissed my pants when you did that! What the hell were you thinking.
Pittsburgher: Aw, that's nothing. Just your everyday Pittsburgh left

by 69 PPG Place April 26, 2006

Pittsburgh Tube-Sock

When you shit in a tube sock and then slap the girl in the face with it.

Sandy was being a bitch last night and so i gave her the ol' Pittsburgh Tube-Sock. Now she is pressing charges.

by Bradley and Jake January 10, 2007

Pittsburgh Milkshake

The act of ejaculating into a container in an unsuspecting person's refrigerator typically motivated revenge or disrespect.

I was doing a service call for a broken dishwasher and the customer was so obnoxious I left a Pittsburgh milkshake in her orange juice when she ran out to get a coffee.

by desmo1098 March 5, 2010

Oakland, Pittsburgh

prop. n. a huge neighborhood in Pittsburgh, located in the city's East End, just east of Downtown and the Hill District. Oakland is Pittsburgh's most historic area, and is dominated by the University of Pittsburgh, Carnegie Mellon University, and several UPMC hospitals. It is also where the Carnegie Library, Phipps Conservatory, Schenely Park, and Central Catholic may be found. Oakland is incredibly diverse, ranging from the student ghetto of South Oakland to the million-dollar estates at Schenely Farms in Central Oakland.

During the school year, there are inexhaustible options of what to do in Oakland, including parties, bars, and the O. When school is out, the streets are dead.

"I live in Oakland." "Wow, just move to SF." "Not the Californian city! Geez, I live in the real Oakland -- Oakland, Pittsburgh!"

by Col. Hans Landa August 1, 2011

Pittsburgh

If you consider yourself to be a crying little bitch,(like many of the above authors) stay on the west coast you yuppie piece of shit. Pittsburgh does not cater to you, and its residents will chew you up and spit you out. This city was founded by, and is full of, blue collar workers that will just as soon shake your hand as punch you in the face. Most people from other cities are jealous of the Steelers dominance and therefore make claims that the city is below average. However, although the people can be a little rough around the edges, they are no where near as offensive and rude as New Yorkers, or as air headed and stoned as Californians. The city itself is clean and always expanding. Pittsburgh will soon be hosting the MLB allstar game in the new PNC Park stadium. Pittsburgh sits on three beautiful rivers that were the home of last years BASS Masters tournament. The charm of Pittsburgh lies in its history,location, and diversity, not its trendy bars and nightlife. The city employs no gimmicks or outlandish claims to get people to visit, it is what it is, like it or not.

I stopped in Pittsburgh for a few days on business, and while I was there I told locals that their city was shitty. They soon sent their wives to beat my ass because i was such a baby that they felt bad doing it themselves. Afterwards i flew back to my home in Seattle sipping a 6 dollar latte, and got online to spread lies about Pittsburgh.

by Andy Warhol May 25, 2006

Pittsburgh play action pass

when you are having anal sex and you don't want to get your dick poopy, so you grab your dick in a thumbs up, stick it in her butt hole, and the motion jacks you off at the same time

Yo bro, does your dick smell bad from that girls ass?

No way dude, i Pittsburgh play action passed her so i didn't have to sport a poopy dick

by Kirby Hunt May 23, 2009