Phoner

When the outline of your phone can be seen through your jeans.

*Guy sits down and sees his phone through his jeans*

"Dang, I've got a huge phoner right now."

by TYBGriff September 9, 2013

Phoner

The bulge in someone's pants pocket from their smart phone. Usually big enough to be noticeable.

Oh my god look at franks phoner! It's hella noticeable!

by WinknSkeever October 30, 2017

Phoner

when one unexpectedly receives a text from a hot girl and becomes aroused.

Person 1: dude when i was sitting in class, haley texted me and i got the biggest "phoner"

Person 2: Dude haley's is so hot

by reallyloudspeakers October 29, 2011

phoner

noun, a vehicle that is captained by an inattenive driver, who is like engrossed in texting or some dramatic phone conversation. They fail to respond to green lights, drift into your lane on the expressway, and putter in the left-hand lane of the interstate.

Dammit, thsi phoner is going to strand a bunch of us at this eternal light.

by mathsadist June 30, 2017

Phoner

When your in-pocket phone slips into the valley between your legs so it represents an oddly shaped cock bulge.

Ghislaine: Wow, your cock is so square and flat! What is your secret?
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.

by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021

phoner

hillbilies that beat gays with baseball bats because they fight for freedom and anal sex and this usually results in WORLD WAR 10 so if your not a rascist your a faggots

"long sheets and pointy hat beating phoners down with baseball bats" also connor is a gay faggot homo queer

by juliousisgangsta September 17, 2016

Phoner

A phone imprint on your right pants resembling a rectangular boner

John, are you happy to see me or is that just a phoner.

by P-H December 7, 2019