Phoner

The bulge in someone's pants pocket from their smart phone. Usually big enough to be noticeable.

Oh my god look at franks phoner! It's hella noticeable!

by WinknSkeever October 30, 2017

Phoner

When someones phone looks like a boner.

Hey Jacob, Nice Phoner.

by LocalSingleDaddy May 25, 2018

Phoner

A person who is so absorbed in their phone that they fail to complete tasks they started and or cause other people delays.

I was at the gym for an hour because phoners were hogging all the equipment.

by bronamath December 18, 2018

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 13, 2019

phoner

someone who answers texts right after they get them

Hiwot stop being a phoner u creep.

by sarah williams wells_67 May 7, 2019

phoner

when answering text really fast

hiwot u are such a phoner

by sarah williams wells_67 May 7, 2019

Phoner

A phone imprint on your right pants resembling a rectangular boner

John, are you happy to see me or is that just a phoner.

by P-H December 7, 2019