phlezk

phlezk is an internet nickname derived by Charlie McRae in early 2000. When Googled, one finds his photography gallery and more.

Dude phlezk has some badass photos!

by Charlie November 22, 2004

phlem

mucus that is lodged into your throat from your lungs and nose that comes out of your mouth usually when you cough or "hauk" a lugi.

did you see that man's phlem when he hauked a lugi?

by Dandysandy January 7, 2009

Phlex

The Phatest Flex would otherwise be referred to as a Phlex

Hey Paul, stop phlexing your air pods around me.

by Groovy Pete January 13, 2019

Phlegm brule'e

Creamy substance with a hard crust
brought up (indeed, hocked up)from deep within the larynx.Usually the morning after a hardcore drinking session.

(cough, hock, snort, hock)
Anyone for Phlegm Brule'e?

by Che Guevara August 13, 2005

Phlegmocrat

Phlegmocrat (flem oh krat) NOUN. An especially lazy or slimy Democrat.

When Feinstein was a city supervisor, she got the mayor's job because he was assassinated.

While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.

Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.

She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.

She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

phlegmed up

That horrible sensation when you have just coughed or sneezed and a hot sensation bubbles up from your throat and you realise that you are just about to phlegm up.

Malcolm stood in the middle of his garden, guests surrounding him. He tried to clear his throat as it felt raspy. He tried for a cough and before he knew it an acrid tasting and foul orange dart of hot spew issued forth from his mouth and down onto his shoes. Everyone looked stunned and disgusted including his aunt Miriam. They all knew what had just happened. Malcolm had phlegmed up.

by mammarylane September 17, 2017

dong phlegm

When a sick and twisted girl chokes on your cock, while you explode with such force it leaves a little jizzymcjizzle on her throat causing her to cough obnoxiously for hours until its gone

Honey are you okay? You seem congested...No, its okay its just dong phlegm in my throat. Oh..ok then.

by DoneSwaff September 21, 2008