A student who seeks the most pretentious major he can get. He is probably absurdly smart and likes to flaunt that quality. He can be a real asshole - mostly because he's always right. When seeking a haughty intellectual, always look for that analytic philosopher.
Peer: Dude, I know you slept with my girlfriend last night.
Philosophy Major: You have no reason to believe that.
Peer: I don't have to believe it. I know it.
Philosophy Major: Knowledge consists in part of beliefs. What evidence do you have to believe that?
Peer: She confessed to me about it this morning. Dude, I can't believe she even did it with you!
Philosophy Major: So you don't believe her? Then you don't know.
Peer: I believe her. She said it.
Philosophy Major: And you're believing her account over mine? Which is more miraculous to you: the concept that she would sleep with me or the concept that she wouldn't?
Peer: That she would sleep with such a pretentious asshole.
Philosophy Major: Well isn't the most miraculous the most unlikely?
Peer: All I know is that you'd better watch your back tonight.
Philosophy Major: You should be most likely to believe the least miraculous.
Peer: Dude, you're right. You are too much of a dick for her to sleep with.
Philosophy Major: I think that's the reason she liked it so much.
Philosophy Major: You have no reason to believe that.
Peer: I don't have to believe it. I know it.
Philosophy Major: Knowledge consists in part of beliefs. What evidence do you have to believe that?
Peer: She confessed to me about it this morning. Dude, I can't believe she even did it with you!
Philosophy Major: So you don't believe her? Then you don't know.
Peer: I believe her. She said it.
Philosophy Major: And you're believing her account over mine? Which is more miraculous to you: the concept that she would sleep with me or the concept that she wouldn't?
Peer: That she would sleep with such a pretentious asshole.
Philosophy Major: Well isn't the most miraculous the most unlikely?
Peer: All I know is that you'd better watch your back tonight.
Philosophy Major: You should be most likely to believe the least miraculous.
Peer: Dude, you're right. You are too much of a dick for her to sleep with.
Philosophy Major: I think that's the reason she liked it so much.
by Philosocrapper April 13, 2013
Any time your drunk, and something goes wrong, the proper attitude to have is to continue to have a good time that night and just worry about the problem in the morning. The degree of drunkeness is directly proportional to the degree of the problem that is deffered to the next morning. Example: If your just a little tipsy and somebody burns their face off in a freak gasoline-fight accident, you take the nigga to the hospital and you worry about the shit at that time, but if your really fucked up and your good passes out in the woods and you think they die, but your too drunk to care so you leave him by himself way ass out in the fuckin woods passed out and as far as you know, dead.... but you justify it as ok cuz you're drunk... you'll worry about it in the morning (Classic Regerian Philosophy)
by Doctor Bananas April 13, 2008
The philosophy of the Sauce as dictated by Gucci Mane states that “If a man does not have Sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can get lost in the Sauce.” In layman’s terms, without Sauce, one is fundamentally lost without direction or purpose. However, Sauce and the pursuit therein can also cause one to lose sight of other more important facets of life
by Hearshotkid_2113 November 10, 2021
A paradigm of linearity that connotes a sequence of dualities.
Implies that some dualities in the sequence are more important (meta-iterative) than other dualities in the sequence.
Stipulates that a violation of the sequence in certain instances (dualities) leads to a value more false than false: meta-false (cyclical-falsity).
Implies that some dualities in the sequence are more important (meta-iterative) than other dualities in the sequence.
Stipulates that a violation of the sequence in certain instances (dualities) leads to a value more false than false: meta-false (cyclical-falsity).
by sandrashine July 20, 2018
Kickassism is a philosophy created by someone who was really awesome. With Kickassism, you learn to love yourself, learn to love to punch sharks, and learn to become a better, more badass person in general. Kickassism is a way of thinking, not a religion. As such, there is nothing to worship; however, there are the Patron Badasses, role models from both fiction and non fiction, that teach us to be the best that we can be.
An example of the Kickassism-Philosophy would be when you punch that one shark in the face and you feel really badass.
by Patar McBadass April 10, 2014
The Philosophy of Ferris Bueller: "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Enjoy life, do what you want.
by NFTYRAC1 May 22, 2010
(Coined by Wyvern)
The bratty, self-centered, and assuming ideology constantly used in fandoms on the website Tumblr.
Such as *insert character* from *insert show* is not drawn the way other people like, so they witchhunt you or a fandom getting backlash for a controversial character that is actually being exaggerated from people who have no idea what that character's personality is.
The bratty, self-centered, and assuming ideology constantly used in fandoms on the website Tumblr.
Such as *insert character* from *insert show* is not drawn the way other people like, so they witchhunt you or a fandom getting backlash for a controversial character that is actually being exaggerated from people who have no idea what that character's personality is.
*Tumblr user: draws character differently than canon and posts it on tumblr*
*recieves hate*
*Doctor walks out*: "Another tragic victim lost to the effects of Tumblr's bitch philosophy. Don't do Tumblr, kids."
*recieves hate*
*Doctor walks out*: "Another tragic victim lost to the effects of Tumblr's bitch philosophy. Don't do Tumblr, kids."
by vitisvififera September 16, 2017