Phallusaurus

This is a dinosaur whose head resembles that of a penis. It is basically a cross between an allosaurus and a penis.

Oh my god....that phallusaurus is coming right for us

by Mahnahmahnah March 16, 2004

phallusy

to lie about the size of one's penis

"Andy said he was 9 inches hard. That is SUCH a phallusy."

by TastyTreat March 14, 2003

Phallustine

Phallustine:

A philistine, man or woman, whose life is guided by their nether regions. An uncultured person who has no knowledge of the world outside of empty sexual encounters. Most often found lurking in expensive nightclubs.

1) Andy: So, what did you think of the orchestra?
Ben: I wasn't paying attention. I just went to check out that hot cellist.
Andy: Jeez dude, you're such a Phallustine!

2) Susan: I hate Fashion TV because it’s filled with Phallustines.

by Atzushka February 13, 2009

phallucifer

The first REAL black metal porn movie...starring a black metal artist who wishes to remain anonymous...

I bought phallucifer to try and figure out who the guy was and what band he was in.

by Blacktothemetal April 7, 2007

Phallugraph

phallugraph /fæl-ə-græf/ -

1. a photograph, usually erotic, in which male genitalia are a focal point in said photograph

2. a photograph taken specifically to show off male genitalia, usually to a lover

3. any photograph focused on male genitalia

Nancy: Dave just sent me another phallugraph! I have told him to stop multiple times, should I report it?
Claire: Just say dick pic lol

by SciKE October 11, 2019

phallumegally

Bigness of penis

He was diagnosed with phallumegally

by HOHOHOHOHOOHHHcrack-whore October 4, 2021

carpe phallum

From the Latin "Carpe Deim" meaning "seize the day", thus "carpe phallum" would be "sieze the penis". A great thing to yell in American History class.

Johny told his history teacher to "Carpe Phallum", which see happily did for him after class.

by BoardStiff June 11, 2006