putter outter

A person who tells you your putting them out!

My friend is an extreme putter outter, I can't do anything without him acting as though i put him out.

by 3X & Psycho Lapacuz February 6, 2025

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013

hari putter

Hari puttar is someone who is living with his moms friends. He still watches Harry Potter but sleeps with Moms friends.

Eyoo Hari putter I am going to sleep with ya Mama tonight.

by Fulllllllllllllllllllllllprepa April 24, 2018

auto putter

Y’all just got trolled.

Geoffrey stuck an auto putter up his ass

by Penis287372 October 10, 2019

Reverse Putter Smith

An archaic, "emo phase" hair style, in which the bangs and crown are long but the sides are shaved... In reference to Jazz bassist and Bond Villain (Mr. Kidd from Diamonds Are Forever) Patrick "Putter" Smith.

That shitty bassist for that punk band playing at the VFW tonight out here lookin' like a Reverse Putter Smith.

by Plastic Icon November 4, 2020

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

Nutter Putter

In place of your typical golf club, you remove one's trousers and use your speedbag to get the ball to its home.

Damn it Bill, I misplaced my iron, can I use your nutter putter to finish up?

by Trendyjdizzle December 28, 2023