Petering

To withhold joy and amusement from your friends by not spending time with them.

He's petering again.
Her petering is unbearable.
No wonder that his name is Peter, he has been petering us for two months straight.

by Definitelynotpeter December 25, 2018

Petering

The act of dropping more food or "accidentally" making more food than necessary at a job and then eating it because it is "there"

Dude! Why are you petering again

by JJ4477 May 29, 2023

Petering

When you're just fucking doing it. Getting it done. Hard. Real hard. Like the late great Robin Williams did as he became the first man to achieve aerial flight capability.

We're petering so hard in this warzone.

by SoupRFreak December 14, 2025

Peepering

A punishment.

He was given his peepering which consisted of having sex with the fattest and ugliest girl he could find. One should never enjoy their peepering.

by Plerry Shmurden September 16, 2013

Pexting

1. To text someone pictures of your pets.

2. To respond to a serious text message with an outlandish or silly photo of your pet

3. To use pictures of your pets in text flirting

1. "I was pexting him photos of Noodle dressed up in his bow tie."

2. "She was upset so I pexted her pictures of Blue, my dog, to
Lighten the mood"

by Matmantha September 4, 2014

paltering donkeypit

Paltering- "lying", fibbing; not telling the truth. Donkeypit- donkey = ass; pit = hole, yeah you got it! Lying asshole.

Watch out for that paltering donkeypit- he'll take all your money!

by Alfred Misnomer April 13, 2019

Peathering idiot

Someone who is constantly following you around stating the obvious, and is snitching on people even if what there’re doing is what is supposed to be happening.

Mr.Filch from “The Harry Potter series” is such a peathering idiot. He’s always getting students in trouble even if they’re in the right.

by Slytherin Misfit June 23, 2019