by Juanito 23 October 29, 2003
The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.
Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
by Mr. $mithers December 06, 2009
by DrkTy March 16, 2005
A more specific word for dipshit. This guy has his hair gelled every day, is early for work or school every day, is a pervert, uses medication to fix all of his health problems, has the new stuff and trends in life, he trys his best at life to be perfect and happy. He usually is a son of a soccer mom, is a A+ student, and loves everyone. He is wealthy.
by Elite Enemy November 06, 2007
Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.
I think I'll have a Pepsi.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
A term to describe the overrated midget merchant that is Lionel messi "pepsi" he's so bad he can't even score a simple spot kick against Chile not so good for a "goat"
by Pepsi hater July 23, 2021