Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user

We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't

by totally not tristan February 23, 2022

aidan's [penis]

aidan's penis is so small it doesn't exist

aidan's penis is not used, even in sentences

by fartasdf May 28, 2022

Ziyad's Penis

A peculiar, odd-looking french fry that will eventually invade the face of the Earth with its extraordinary sodium chloridian abilities to attract and kill humans and other species on Earth.

John: oh no, Aliens have arrived and are going to take over the world!
Me: are you sure that's not just Ziyad's Penis?
John: speaking of that, something smells real-l-lly gooood!!

by fitmerightin1234 November 20, 2019

Maia's Penis

A genital infection of the penis, similar to genital warts.
The penis version of Athlete's Foot.

What's that on your penis, is it a wart? OH NO YOU HAVE MAIA'S PENIS GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW

by maiaisaninfection February 23, 2011

The Cat's Penis

Noun: Similar to "The Bee's Knees", this saying was popular for a brief time in the late 1970s and early 1980s. The phrase connotes a feeling of excitement and approval.

I went to the Pearl Jam concert last night; their rendition of "Love Reign O'er Me" was The Cat's Penis.

by The Insight Provider July 16, 2009

Galen's penis

It's a small cylinder shape filled with 7 and a half different kinds of stds. It's often confused for a belly button due to it's chodely nature. Don't get too close to this dick or else bad things will happen to you and your family. Warn your sisters, warn your mothers, and definitely warn your house pets, no one is safe

“Galen's penis was much too small to fit”.

by Jxt2002 July 19, 2016

Miriam's penis

Extremely non-exultantly large

Person 1: Ayo bro look at Miriam's penis!
Person 2: HOLLY SHIT THAT"S BIGGER THAN A HORSE COCK!!!
Person 1: Ik it's extremely large I wish I had a penis like that.

by samdahman January 13, 2021