penguin

A slightly overused head dress that women use to make men into empowered woman dinosaur rights activists with a slight fetish for ice cream sculptures

Those penguins sure know how to eat cheese

by nutsnutsnuts June 15, 2010

penguin

Someone who is a snitch or a backstabber.

I really wanted to watch a movie with Richard, but he ditched me to hang out with Ned. What a penguin!

by amiina June 24, 2014

Penguin

The only animal that I would concider fucking

Dude, if I were a penguin I would so fuck another penguin

by Kinket July 7, 2005

penguine

adj. penguin-like; used especially to describe a tuxedo-wearing man in a group of other formally-attired men.

Awww, the Vienna Boys' Choir boys are positively penguine!

by eccecattus December 10, 2006

penguin

evil bird's that are amassing a huge army off the coast of antarctica secretly. formly know as THE MINION CAPTAINS DUN DUN DUN!!!! and where evil war hats of doom dot dot dot .

they will kill u all and rule the world with there little feather thingys

by chuck September 15, 2003

Penguined

The penguin is a mysterious sexual act that involves a rotten fish and an umbrella.

For my 17th birthday dad let me be penguined on moms lap.

He really got penguined behind the wal mart.

by Reid Street Gang May 5, 2009

penguin

a very unique flightless(?) bird that lives mainly in the poles, but also in the galapagos. they like to eat fish. penguins are renowned for being adorable.

penguins make bizaare sounds. imagine a kazoo - thats the closest thing to it.

tux, a goofy looking penguin, is the linux mascot. usually different distros of linux have their own modified picture of tux.

tux is a penguin

by unusu-al June 14, 2004