penguin

A slightly overused head dress that women use to make men into empowered woman dinosaur rights activists with a slight fetish for ice cream sculptures
Those penguins sure know how to eat cheese
by nutsnutsnuts June 14, 2010
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penguin

Someone who is a snitch or a backstabber.
I really wanted to watch a movie with Richard, but he ditched me to hang out with Ned. What a penguin!
by amiina June 24, 2014
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Penguin

The only animal that I would concider fucking
Dude, if I were a penguin I would so fuck another penguin
by Kinket June 27, 2005
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penguine

adj. penguin-like; used especially to describe a tuxedo-wearing man in a group of other formally-attired men.
Awww, the Vienna Boys' Choir boys are positively penguine!

by eccecattus December 09, 2006
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penguin

evil bird's that are amassing a huge army off the coast of antarctica secretly. formly know as THE MINION CAPTAINS DUN DUN DUN!!!! and where evil war hats of doom dot dot dot .
they will kill u all and rule the world with there little feather thingys
by chuck September 15, 2003
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Penguined

The penguin is a mysterious sexual act that involves a rotten fish and an umbrella.
For my 17th birthday dad let me be penguined on moms lap.

He really got penguined behind the wal mart.
by Reid Street Gang May 06, 2009
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penguin

a very unique flightless(?) bird that lives mainly in the poles, but also in the galapagos. they like to eat fish. penguins are renowned for being adorable.

penguins make bizaare sounds. imagine a kazoo - thats the closest thing to it.

tux, a goofy looking penguin, is the linux mascot. usually different distros of linux have their own modified picture of tux.
by unusu-al June 14, 2004
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