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Pelvic shirt

I need to go to the store to buy more pelvic shirts
by Mindsofthesquaretable March 19, 2024
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The ol' pelvic sneeze

To cum
Guy 1: "Yo I just did the ol' pelvic sneeze"
Guy 2: "STOP TELLING ME THIS SHIT"
by Whatconstipationlookslike December 5, 2020
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Pelvic thrusting so random, you don't even need music to be playing in order to get your RPT on.
Remember, anyone can RPT anytime. While a band is playing, while someone is going "unt unt unt unt unt unt unt unt", or while nothing is happening. You don't even have to be a good dancer. "Just pretend you're skiing."

Do some random pelvic thrusting (rpt) at your next party. Watch how fast it catches on.
by sportznut3081 November 25, 2010
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Restless Pelvic Syndrome

The uncontrollable act of humping anything, even the air. Your hips constantly thrust as if you're fucking. It is a neuropathic condition that can be combined with the Zaggman for a dramatic affect.
Dont mind me humping your butt, I suffer from Restless Pelvic Syndrome..
by Jzaags January 28, 2020
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Flying Pelvic Thrust

The action of jumping and shoving your penis into your victims unsuspecting face.
Person 1: Hey blank wanna hug
Person 2: Flying pelvic thrust
Person 1: WTF man
by NinjaaaaaTurtle July 29, 2011
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Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)

Description: Medical condition. A term used to describe the swollen female genitalia or anus after vigorous prolonged coitus with a very well-endowed male. CoPD Antonym; Cod

• Parameters:
o Female will complain about being swollen shut.
o Usually with a very large deposit of male DNA.
o Must meet the following triad:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
o The female, through combined effort, will have achieved a minimum of 10 vaginal, clitoral, anal (or combined) orgasms. Orgasms achieved from any position; preferably many positions; with an emphasis on deep penetrating thrusts whereby the female aides by thrusting in conjunction with the male.
o Upon completion of the act, the male remains deep in the female until pulsations from male and female cease and the female Kegel muscle releases the male from her grasp.
o Upon withdrawal, the female swells shut, trapping the male deposit for a number of days depending upon the vigorousness of the session, duration, and volume of deposit.

• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen. Urination is problematic.
o Walking for the female, may be an issue.
o May required longer periods of sleep after coitus.
"OMG he FUCKED me so hard he gave me Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Smashing Pelvic Floors

Yet another term for sex. Much like, shag, bang, fuck and copulate.
It is the action of two people smashing their pelvic floors together.

It does what it says on the tin!
Man 1: yo, did you hear what Darren and Jessica were doing last night?
Man 2: yeah bro, they were smashing pelvic floors.
by WinterICE001 May 13, 2021
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