PedaPraiseafilicNonce

Praise The Nonce

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by Rapist i love peadophilia November 11, 2019

Pedapopo

A Pedophile that is a police officer

"That police officer is a pedapopo"

by TheNutNialator September 17, 2023

Sticky Pedal

A term created by the US Congress to refer to Toyota Motor's sticking accelerator pedal recall of 2010. More frequently the term is used as a form of slang to describe a man's sexual emission on the terminal portion of a limb which bears weight and allows locomotion of his male/female companion, commonly referred to as a foot job.

Jerry: Yo guy! You bang that chick last night?
Jim: No man, tried to bang her but only got a sticky pedal.
Jerry: Nice!
Jim: WORD

by Jerry Angelo February 24, 2010

Pedamundo

1. Pedamundo is a holiday created by John Mayer on 6-11-2009 to be celebrated on Friday and Saturday of the second weekend of June every year.

2. Pedamundo may be used as an adjective to describe the events or feelings inspired by particular situations commonly associated with Pedamundo celebrations,

1. "You know that buzz you have 2.5 drinks in where everything in the world feels achievable? That is Pedamundo." - twitter.com/johncmayer

2. Alternatively: "When the lyrics to Sweet Child O' Mine describe your life story, that is Pedamundo." - twitter.com/johncmayer

3. Also: "If you could listen to every Beach Boys song instantaneously, it still would lack the feel good summer spirit of Pedamundo" - twitter.com/johncmayer

by SubstanceD June 11, 2009

Squeaky Pedal

When you aren't wearing a condom, but need to pull out, and the bitch you're banging doesn't want you to jizz on her, you grab her shoe and dump your cum load in it. Afterwards, when she walks around, the moisture will cause her shoe to squeak, kind of like a squeaky pedal on a bike.

Kelly didn't want me to drop my goo on her chest last night, so I popped my shot right in her right sneaker and gave her the squeaky pedal. You should have heard that bitch walking around, sounded like an old bike. Guess that will teach her to take it on the tits.

by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009

Skinny Pedal

The "Skinny Pedal" is simply the foot-operated accelerator pedal in a motorized vehicle. Some folks call it the "gas pedal", as in "step on the gas!". In any event, the Skinny Pedal is the pedal that you depress with your foot, in a vehicle, to make said vehicle "go".

This term most commonly surfaces during stories told about lengthy trips accomplished at high rates of speed in minimal amounts of time...although it can be used to tell stories about anger-filled, short bursts of speed limit exceedance.

I was in a hurry to get there, so, the whole way, I was just STANDIN' ON THAT SKINNY PEDAL!!

That slow-ass was pissin' me off, so I cut over and just mashed that skinny pedal until he was in my rear view mirror.

by dearbrain November 20, 2009

Portugese Gas Pedal

When one is having sex in the missionary position and then, right before you ejaculate, you pull out then stand up and stomp on your partner's vagina repeatedly. While stomping, you spunk all over her breasts and face. This is all accomplished in one, fluid motion.

My girlfriend was being a bitch last night at dinner, so I gave her a Portugese gas pedal as a punishment. That'll teach her!

by Flantari September 30, 2006