Canadian pecker

When one slams their nose into the arse hole of another in a quick repetitive motion whilst in the snow or other frigid environment.

I gave Betty the Canadian pecker in the parking lot of Tim Hortons last night.

by RockSpringfield January 12, 2017

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Pecker hand

Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.

Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.

by Goldermann February 05, 2017

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The act of placing an object on your lap

I can't eat the popcorn if you're going to be pecker resting the popcorn.

by Allen24 December 07, 2010

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n. A title shared by two or more Southern gentlemen acknowledging they have had sex with the same woman.

Whudn't 'til I got drinkin' with ole Jimmy that I realized we wuz pecker-in-laws sic for damn near 15 years.

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The process of making porno mag pages stick together. Can also be considered goober glue.

by Shayfus December 09, 2007

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the trail of semen left on a sheet or matress after intercourse

by Anonymous October 05, 2003

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1. An erect penis less than or equal to the size of the typical adult male pinky finger.

2. Any man with such a penis.

Kara: I saw a nude photo of Josh Duhamel.
Sara: Is he big?
Kara: Hardly. He has a pinky-pecker.
Sara: Maybe the studio was cold.

by Kara&Sara December 10, 2007

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