Lez Pez

When a lesbian is eating out her girlfriend, and the girlfriend's Monistat pill shoot out of her vagina into the other's mouth.

Lesbian Lover #1: "oh baby! that feels.. *CHOKE*... dear god and all that is holy! i just ate a lez pez!"

by Lon Astick January 11, 2008

nez pez

no please

kid: can i eat have twenty bucks mom?

mom: nez pez

by naincnoa July 18, 2009

one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 24, 2010

The Pez

Australian slang meaning “the parents”

The Pez are concerned that I havent talked to them for three years while I instead express my adolescent rage at them via machines

by bailsy January 31, 2022

gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.

Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.

by Picklepudding September 11, 2022

The Pez

When you have a mentally challenged co worker called Josh Perry that dances. The dance they do is named the Pez.

Do the PEZ - Joshua Perry

by CSSProductions April 24, 2023

shamir and pez

Sha-Mir: Man who broke his ankle whilse jacking off KEKEKKEKEKE!!!

Pez: Homosexual Frog

Dude: Eww, you broke your Shamir!
2nd Dude: ARGH your rite! Fo Shiizle?!?
Dude: MA NIZZLE!
2nd: Dude: oh shit, pez is comin'
dude: alrite, NIGGER, a dude with a boken ankle and a homosexual, lankey fool!
Pez: (hop)(hop)(hop)(hop)(hop) (hes a frog...)

by nanda man February 24, 2005