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Pavement Skiing

When a person (preferably a woman) sits in a car or truck bench seat between two men (simultaneously). She then takes a penis in each hand and jerks off each man. The up and down motion emulates a downhill skier as her hands go up and down.
Marcie was doing some Pavement Skiing on the long ride to the concert. It made for a very happy ride.
by knuckledragga March 26, 2010
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Chasing Pavements

A slang term, used as a euphemism for searching for prostitutes.
Can also be used to indicate picking up very drunk girls (based on: as easy as finding a hooker, or that drunk people can be found on the pavement/gutter)
He was out chasing pavements, and he got caught.
by WordCaster October 31, 2008
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Chasing Pavements

when a group of boys Masterbate in the street and you have to try to get your sperm the furthest when you orgasm , whoever loses has to lick it off the pavement
We played Chasing Pavements earlier my sperm went 3 feet , Jonny lost so had to lick it all up
by jjeffer December 15, 2008
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Pavement Pirate

A person, or persons, who hijack the pavement and walk extra slowly knowing that nobody else can get past them. Can be commonly identified by exhibiting the following behaviour:

1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else

Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.
Person 1: Hey why are we moving so slowly?
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.
by JohnSilver January 26, 2013
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Chasing Pavements

When a fat guy eats your ass out during gay sex. It's called chasing pavements.
Vitale loved chasing pavements with his homo flamer boyfriend Mike. He especially liked the leftover crud. He was a sick ass mofo.
by fuglyfog October 29, 2008
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pavementoyster

pavementoyster is rocking
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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pavement princess

A whore. Typically of the finer variety (a 10 on the Ph scale) that makes a shitty living getting paid to let weird 4x4 truck dudes with tiny dicks bang her while she pretends to like it.
Hey look boys, Dickey Jr. snagged himself another pavement princess. Yepz, shes a laughing now. She seen his truck and his pecker. purt’ near 90 seconds. little dickey must be a practicin.
by Navel1 August 1, 2022
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