by I Shagged Yer Mum May 4, 2018
A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.
Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.
by IWasSayingBoourns October 3, 2007
A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.
Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.
Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.
"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"
"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"
"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"
by partynbullshhh November 16, 2009
by Candlestyxx November 19, 2022
1. A form of music where-in the person needs no instrumental skills to preform it. 2. A generic type of music where one artist just copies from another. 3. A type of music that creates generic stereotypes that cause all who dress, act, and speak like them to be viewed as criminals. A so-called art form that trend-followers, follow blindly.
Pathetic Rap Music is for those who can't play, write, sing, or dance. It's the easy way to be the same as everyone else.
by the2ndflood September 22, 2007
Also known as "PMS". When a man cannot go through a day of life without whining or complaining.
Men suffering from PMS are easily threatened by the modern lifestyle and especially of independent women.
His aim is to impress his friends rather than women.
Men with PMS should be thrown out of the gene pool.
Men suffering from PMS are easily threatened by the modern lifestyle and especially of independent women.
His aim is to impress his friends rather than women.
Men with PMS should be thrown out of the gene pool.
He has an "Asian girl fetish" because those types have that "must please man" attitude. He can't get an independent woman from his area to like him, so he has to revert to his 'fetish'. He has Pathetic Male Syndrome.
by King Juan October 17, 2008
A sexual act where a man has sex with a woman from behind who begins to vomit for any reason such as being sick and/or drunk, and he decides to continue or even pound her harder.
This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.
This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.
Matt: Bro, didn't you have sex with Steph last night?
Dave: Hell yeah man.
Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?
Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!
Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA
**They high five**
Dave: Hell yeah man.
Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?
Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!
Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA
**They high five**
by FattUnit May 3, 2011