pardew

Dumb ass motherfucker. Face looking like broken promises, fingers looking like rusks.

Why you being such a pardew?

OR

That guy with the monobrow looks like such a pardew.

by NotPardew December 9, 2013

only parent

A single person with children, when the other parent isn't in the picture at all.

So when do you get a weekend when your ex takes the kids?

Oh, we haven't seen him in years. I'm an only parent...

by wazoomba April 11, 2009

Parvenu

Someone who has suddenly found new wealth but does not know what real class or real taste is and behaves like their former class status.

BoB - I recently inherited 50 million dollars from a deceased estate. I only found out last night whilst watching footy and smoking and drinking. Good thing the caravan I was living in had a phone.

John - wow!!... what are you going to do with all that money?

BoB - well I'm going to party hard and get laid every day. I'm going to buy a monaro and buy a house that has lots of budha statues and look-a-like van gogh paintings and shop at MYERS and get my self a smart wife but is tarty.

John - how parvenu.....

by Scarlet rose December 29, 2012

Rave Parent

A rave parent or rave parents, are ravers that meet a first time raver while at the rave, and choose the Name for the new raver. The parents cannot be of relation or had any kind of past relationship with, but a raver that they just met. This makes the name more creative and unique because it is made by the first impression of the new raver. The raver may choose to agree or disagree, to whatever the raver feels is a good enough name, but the raver and the rave parents must agree. Once the Name is chosen and agreed on, the parents must present their new child with a gift, usually candy(rave bracelets) or glow stick etc. Every Raver has at least one rave parent, that welcomed them into the raving community. It is a honor to be named by a seasoned raver, and their name should be remembered so when one day that new raver can pass on the tradition, by telling their new rave child who their rave parents were(Now Rave Grandparents).

New Raver: HI, this is my first rave.
Seasoned Raver 1(Kitten): Have you been named yet?
New Raver: No, can you give me one?
Kitten: YEA! Hold on(grabs her boyfriend) He Wants us to be his rave parents!
Seasoned Raver 2(Suspect): I'm thinking... Ping!
Kitten: I love it, you like it?
New Raver: yea, thats cool.
Suspect: Alright dude, heres you're first candy, don't hook up with any of you're sisters. There a few of them out there.
Ping: Thanks!

by WOP Dagio May 26, 2008

Parent Pressure

Different than Peer Pressure, but just as likely to make you do something you normally wouldn't.

I hate going to college, but it's all that Parent Pressure I'm getting!

by misspelld August 2, 2010

Parcerito

Spanish word meaning “buddy” or “pal,” without the connotation of being friend-zoned. It is a neutral word.

No pasa nada, parcerito. 🙂

by AgentCrucio394 November 4, 2018

pareidolia4k

A sub-par streamer that used to do g2a 10$ steam key giveaway back in 2015, a GOD-LIKE Resident Evil and Silent Hill connoisseur. His career skyrocketed by the power of 12 years old who loves Welcome To The Game 2 and his love for edgy memes. Seen often with his best mate Miradaur who they have a love-hate relationship. Has an evil double named pareidokia57k.

Guy 1 : Wow this dude is such Pareidolia4k
Guy 2 : Who is that ?

Guy 1 : A handsome man that streams on twitch.tv/pareidolia4k

by sweet_babyboi_69 January 29, 2020