Tommy Parky

Thomas Parkinson, aka Tommy Parky is the closest thing the UTTP, aka UTubeTrollPolice will ever have to a leader. It is said that he is captain of the UTTP and was arrested.

"THIS CHANNNEL HAS BEEN HACKED BY SHERBASE12 HEIL TOMMY PARKY"

by munyal13 December 10, 2020

Parlez-Vous

It means "Do you speak" in the French language.

Person 1: Parlez vous Francais?
Person 2: Oui. (oui means yes)

by Alexi November 11, 2003

parley

A pirate term used in self defence when you don't want to be harmed before you're given a chance to talk to the captain.

Jack Sparrow : Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, par...snip, parsley, parno, parley. Parley, that's the one. Parley. Parley!
Pintel : Down to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow : That would be the French.

by Tiffy and Lindsay August 21, 2004

anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.

My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Perfectionist Paralysis

When a project slows to a standstill due to ... hold on let me think. How should I phrase this?

see Paralysis of Analysis.

The development of Duke Nukem Forever has suffered from a decades worth of perfectionist paralysis.

by ProtonBreath March 15, 2011

pallywhacker

slang term for penis

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.

by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

Parlamentied

A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.

So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.

by The Masked Thrower October 16, 2008