Possibly the ugliest bitch on Earth, that for some reason Hollywood has deemed attractive. Looks like she weighs about 75 pounds and is notoriously slutty.
by Adrian April 28, 2006
Get the paris hilton mug.A useless slut who has done nothing to be where she is today. A freeloader. The untalented bitch who is famous for having money **sad** A skinny whore who can't even operate something as simple as a toaster. Lindsay Lohans idol. When you hear the words "like," "totally" or "totally and stuff!" repeatedly, you know Paris Hilton is around.
Paris Hilton: I'm a useless slut! yay!
**Have you seen House of Wax? How did she get a part in that? oh thats right, cause they never employ real actresses for shitty teen slasher shit movies.
**Have you seen House of Wax? How did she get a part in that? oh thats right, cause they never employ real actresses for shitty teen slasher shit movies.
by b3c August 4, 2005
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Get the paris hilton mug.Paris Hilton should have been sentenced to 45 days of seeing (and directly experiencing) how America's least fortunate actually live.
by Action Man July 11, 2007
Get the paris hilton mug.A personal favorite. When you’re banging a shallow, bleached-blonde, little rich girl, turn off all the lights and start recording the festivities on your night vision equipped DV cam. Then after banging her every which way and you’re ready to cum, make this rich bitch scream twice. By shooting it into both her Louis Vuitton bag and Manolo Blahnik shoes.
Last night, after P. Diddy's birthday party, I left with Tara Reid and paris hilton'd her all night long.
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Sue:oh,last night at the club i saw her with your grandpa.
Bob: what? Whore
Sue:oh,last night at the club i saw her with your grandpa.
Bob: what? Whore
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