Transnigger paradox

The transnigger paradox is a pronounce about the Transnigger pronouns, alt girls must support Pronouns but will call it racist, therefore creating a paradox.

Emily:"transnigger is racist"
Chad:"but its a pronoun and you have to respect all pronouns, you created a Transnigger Paradox"
Emily:"...."

by Ratatouille but high January 17, 2021

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

Ball-Kick Paradox

Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing

Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?

Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that

Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol

by Dangerous Singularity November 8, 2020

Lesbian Porn Paradox

Try this scenario: Girl 1 is born at 1:30 am in Paris, France on January 2nd. So on every document her birthday is listed as January 2nd.
Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?

Here about that Lesbian Porn Paradox? Not sure if it was really child porn.

by theotherneuguy September 20, 2010

Paradour

Someone you like but don't like-like. A pun on paramour and adore. Rarely reciprocal, because what really is in this crazy, mixed-up world?

After she broke up with him, Guillermo couldn't help but become Leah's paradour, but she had hurt him too much for them to ever get back together.

by PBMax March 9, 2008

dunbar paradox

when a guy likes a girl for a really really really long time and never talks to her or when a guy dates a really ugly girl.

your in a dunbar paradox for dating her.

by jose julio juan alberto September 27, 2012

parabotti

From the Greek (nou-) para- lazy; + botti - bum. Someone who makes out they're too ill to do anything when they're at home and then when they get out the front door they're fit and healthy all of a sudden!

Mike: Yo, Rude, put your dirty socks and smelly pants in the laundry pile!

Rudy: Ah man, leave me alone, can't you see I've got a cold!

(10 minutes later...)

Rudy: See you later Mikey, I'm off to meet Giselle!

Mike (to himself): Man, that dude is a right parabotti!

by awbster May 3, 2011