practice wife

A first wife. You work out all the kinks with her so you'll have a happy marriage and life with your true soul mate.

She is usually cute, but lacks your level of: education, social standing, or wealth.

Person 1: He married Jamishcha? Damn son, she's a hood rat! He could have done way better than that, he went to Harvard!

Person 2: It's ok, she's just a practice wife.

by S & Z Keeler August 21, 2008

Target practice

A game where you throw a dildo off the roof/window/balcony during a party or outside event to see it if hits someone. Points are given in reference to how far the target is, how close you got to hitting it, and how long is the projectile.

I played target practice with my friends at the party last night, and I was convicted for sexual and normal assault

by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019

target practice

hitting on a girl that u know would never go out with u but u say what the hell anyways

by alex August 16, 2003

practice room

a place where people go to get it on when they are at a music school or summer program

"Are you going to the practice rooms with her? You better bring a condom, man."

by Cantstop Singing December 29, 2007

proactivestination

A proactive form of procrastination

Jane: We rearranged our apartment a little and organized it better. Procrastination at its best

Fred: That's what you might call that proactivestination

by xsci September 12, 2011

practice sack

When one wears compression shorts for an extended period of time while performing physical exercise leading to a very similar feeling to blue balls

1:"Man that practice was long my balls are killing me"

2:"Oh you must have practice sack"

by Wrestler160 January 25, 2014

practice hook up

A hook up (usually for virgin or inexperienced person) to have sexual intercourse with another person to practice it before doing it with there significant other. Mainly to ease their mind about sucking at it.

"If your scared she won't like it then have a practice hook up."

by Morgan Martin March 9, 2017