pappy hands

clammy and warm
Always touching everyone and everything
Pinches nipples

Dude, get your pappy hands off of me

by HisShadow March 30, 2004

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Pappy Van Poodle

The best dog from Nintendo to ever exist, a mentor, an angel, but most importantly — a friend. Forgotten about for a very long time, until the YouTuber Nick Robinson blessed his audience with his knowledge of Pappy, finally giving this character his long due praise and glory. As of now, anyone who has heard about the tragic tale of Pappy Van Poodle will shed a tear at first, only to remember that the dark times of ignorance are finally over and Pappy will be kept in everyone’s hearts forever.

My old friend Pappy Van Poodle is our biggest fan and supporter.

by Axeley November 13, 2021

Ur pappy a nappy

The most DEVASTATING insult in the history of humanity
No one man should hold such great power

Boi 1:ur nan gay
Boi 2:ur granny a tranny
Boi 1:ur dad lesbian
Boi 2: UR PAPPY A NAPPY
Boi 1: (obliterated of the face of the earth)

by :) milo July 11, 2019

Ur pappy trappy

The next level after ur granny tranny (NOTE: this is not the worst insult yet)

George: Ur granny tranny
Bill: Don't make me say it
George: DO IT!
Bill: NEVER!!
George: DO IT U FUCKIN PUSSY!!!1!
Bill: Ur pappy trappy
*Bill gets wiped out from existence, the earth splits in two, a supermassive black hole replaces the sun*

by IAmSufferingEndMe March 16, 2018

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004