stink palm

n.
The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat), proceeding to shake another's hand.

tr. v.
stink palmed, stink palming

Came into common usage from the film Mall Rats.

The guy at the Quick-E-Mart was an asshole, so I stink palmed him.

If you really hate someone, give 'em the stink palm.

by The Immenent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Rosy Palm

With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.

I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".

by OliverS May 5, 2005

palm job

What's known as a hand job, but for women

"yo was up can i get a palm job?"
"hey i dont even know what that is."
"there is a website about it palmjobpj . org"

by Hot Blue May 6, 2015

rusty palm

When you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I can’t get my rusty palm clean

by Wendover June 19, 2019

palm candy

Any image or likeness used to inspire masterbation.

This months copy of playboy had some great palm candy

by Rick "Aaarrnold" James December 10, 2006

palm grease

n. a small cash bribe. Usually employed at night clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc. in attempt to garner favored treatment.

If we can't get a table, we'll have to use some palm grease.

by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

Muffin Palm

When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.

Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.

by Elephant Raiden March 5, 2019