painted whore

A very sexually active girl who is "painted", aka is nothing without her make-up, fake hair extension, and plastic surgery. For most men, considered a 'quicky', and doesn't take long to move to some one else. A one night stand is all those type of girls are.

That Nicole is such a painted whore. Put more you fuckin clown. Knees hitting the ground; when he walks in, you suck him dry.

by Summer Green June 24, 2008

Paines

Overly camp student whose entirety of friends reside on the 789 bus. Partial to the odd dosage of Salsa dancing. Takes a keen interest in Windows and PDAs, as well as an unhealthy habbit for eBay.

1)I did all the work, you're not having the results
2)Daaannn
3)Aleeexxx
4)Salsa's great fun!

by Dr Orange Wilks January 18, 2005

Painted

To be extremely intoxicated beyond one's own knowing.

When we get to the bar, we're getting f--king painted!

by bkbiggame September 3, 2014

panned

to have been criticized (usually applied to art in the media such as music and movies)

Howard the Duck was universally panned for its awful writing, uninspired acting, and complete disregard for the source material.

by Atli November 10, 2008

pawned

To have utterly clobbered your opponent at a game of chess.

From pwn, the misspelling and playful misuse of.

Ugh... The computer just pawnz0rd me again. Back to solitaire it is.

by Lady Chevalier August 26, 2005

pawned

To conquer an enemy in an online game such as Counter-Strike.

I totally pawned BoomBoomStick!

by Ben February 13, 2003

painted

A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied and wasted.

Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.

Person 1: Glasses?
Person 2: Check
1: Ice?
2: Check
1: Various intoxicating liquors?
2: Check
1: Right, let's get painted

by Smee07 December 29, 2007