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parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!
buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff
by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006
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plating

when you place a plate on your partners chest and take a huge dump on it.
jake.....how come evrytime i tell a guy they can stick it anywhere they want,they always stick it in my ass?

ew...thats way too much information

no,way too much information is telling you that after we have sex....i always take a huge dump......on their chest!
~not another teen movie~
by jason patricio September 16, 2005
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Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.
Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.
by Arkell December 9, 2008
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Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.
"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"
by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007
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patting the piglett

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."
by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009
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He-peating

When a woman says something and it is ignored, but a man says the exact same thing and he is called a genius.
Bob was just he-peating Betty's idea that had been ignored when the Board stated it was the best idea they had ever heard.
by Mwcmiaw October 13, 2018
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plating

A verb form used casually to describe the scoring of a runner in baseball.
"Why does Javier Vazquez have such a pedestrian ERA despite having a solid WHIP ratio and walk/strikeout rates?

--I guess that teams have been good at plating their baserunners against him."
by Ren H0ek June 11, 2006
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