Self optimizer

One who glorifies themselves at the expense of those around them or associated with.
My co-worker is a “self optimizerpurposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.
by Broken Antler Alum June 27, 2020
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Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.
Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
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by SirSimon July 02, 2021
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Robust Optimizer

Someone who knows the darkest nights produce the brightest stars.
Are you taking an umbrella just because there is a 10% chance of rain? You are such a robust optimizer!
by cuppoo95 September 21, 2021
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Optimized Game Syndrome

A person who believes anything added to a game that looks nice or fun to play will automatically make the game laggy.
Developer: Yo we should really add Attack Helicopters
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome
by xalency May 19, 2024
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Optimizely

When two practitioners discuss at a conference, typically Opticon, about Optimizely nee:testing/experimentation on their digital products
"Did you Optimizely that?"
by optimize(ly) August 30, 2019
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Optimism

Bringing condoms to a family funeral
Person 1: Shit, have you got a condom?
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism
by Mebemax September 07, 2023
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optimism

no.
If you look up the word optimism in the OED and this is true, the definition simply says no
by kentern October 18, 2020
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