rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.
Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2014
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Umplum opportunities

Numerous times or amounts or opportunities.
by Urban Literature January 19, 2021
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Opportunity Trailer Park

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010
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missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.
YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"
by aaw1 April 15, 2022
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opportunity nation

n. 1. Phrase coined by Mitt Romney to describe American economic policy as compared to Europe.
2. A nation where the rich get richer, and the poor get fucked.
"We are an opportunity nation." - Mitt Romney
by Erasmus Smith January 04, 2012
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A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'
Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity
by Chrisandra February 11, 2023
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opportunity woman

noun. A girl whose sole purpose is to enhance the lives of those around her by using her influence to empower. An alpha female. A lady boss. Knowing this type of person is a privilege and a blessing, so never take her for granted. She will remember her worth and act accordingly.
Ashley runs her own business, supports her community, and graduated from Stanford. She's such an opportunity woman!
by Queen ALR June 21, 2021
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