oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.

I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants

by tt February 15, 2003

Opposite Day

A fake holiday where you do exactly the opposite of everything.

Obviously is wrong in itself, because if everything is opposite, than opposite day cannot exist. And no, it can't go the other way, obviously, since there is no opposite day.

Try this logic with 4th graders.

4th Grader: IT'S OPPOSITE DAAAYZORZ!!
Smart Person: If it's opposite day, than that means it's NOT opposite day, dumbass.
4th Grader: OMG WTF YOU MEEN NERRRD! HAHAIDIOT.

by A guy. March 31, 2005

Oops-cest

When the act of adoption or not knowing family tree, results in finding out your related to someone you've preformed sexual acts with.

Mom: I don't want you seeing her anymore!

Son: NO! I WONT! I LOVE HER!

Mom: So do I, shes my Niece!

Son: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FU@K!

Oops-cest isn't always your faul! Ewww!

by RickySTEEZ December 7, 2009

Nigga Oops

When things are going well and you have one little slip up... it's a Nigga Oops

She was bi bu busted... Nigga Oops

by SteveBillings March 7, 2019

oopsicle

The frozen result of accidently leaving a drink or other liquid in your car overnight when the temperature is below freezing.

I found an oopsicle in my car this morning. Turns out I left half a cup of coffee in my drink holder.

by drm310 January 28, 2009

Opposating

When something is the opposite and it is alternating.

This whole week, i've been having some opposating days.

by slimshady:) October 19, 2011

opposing bases

1. A term used to describe the positions of aircraft approaching final approach courses for parallel runways from opposite sides of the final approach courses. For example, an aircraft approaching the final for runway 27R from the NORTH and an aircraft approaching the final for runway 27L from the south would be on opposing bases. Base legs refer to the portion of the pattern prior to turning onto final. 2. The name of a podcast about air traffic hosted by AG and RH.

1. I was flying into Greensboro and the awesome air traffic controller had me aimed directly at the aircraft to the parallel runway; I am glad they know how to apply the separation rules for opposing bases so we didn't get too close!

2. I was listening to "Opposing Bases" yesterday and really enjoyed the show!

by hamptonATC January 6, 2018