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by Onjel December 15, 2019
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"Hold up let me just open this onvelope..."
"Leave it closed then, it's an envelope in the real world."
"Leave it closed then, it's an envelope in the real world."
by Jeb! November 22, 2016
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by MGreenish April 7, 2017
Get the onjel mug.An abbreviation of once (fandom name of kpop girl group Twice) and incel. Refers to Twice's male-dominated fanbase and the likely reason behind it.
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Also see: Safety Boy
Also see: Safety Boy
"Dude, Beenz hasnt been out for like 2 months, he's becoming such an Onell"
"Come on dude, don't be such an onell"
"Come on dude, don't be such an onell"
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