"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021
Get the Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road mug.Barb's back was up against the wall since all her solutions to fixing her problems were failing. However, she grit her teeth and continued to problem solve, thinking to herself, "There is more than one way to skin a cow."
by Highly educated April 8, 2022
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by wusabi May 14, 2006
Get the one a way mug.Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
Get the one on the way mug.When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking
guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."
guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
by OneViolence April 9, 2016
Get the Half-way Low One-finger High-five mug.Bob: Phil, have you seen Pete since he blew that interview?
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
by UDUser4820 May 24, 2018
Get the go on one's merry way mug.Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.
by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013
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