poly-tick

Noun: synthetic blood sucker; once upon a time they were statesmen.
Adjective: activity of a synthetic blood sucker

Noun: Originally they were called statesman; today they are mistakenly called politicians; they have synthetically morphed into what one would rightly call a poly-tick.

Adjective: Governmental employees who synthetically take on the appearance of swine, engaging in poly-ticks so they can successfully suck the life out of everyday Americans by gorging themselves at the HOG trough.

by Roy Nielsen December 27, 2007

fat as a tick

adj. Bloated and obese. Derives from the state of a tick(parasitic insect) after it has gorged itself on a host mammal's blood. Not complimentary. I've heard it in the context of Australian slang, but I'm sure it's spoken all over the place.

"Christ! All that beer you've been guzzling latley has made you fat as a tick!"

by Lulu July 2, 2004

oil ticks

The Saudi royal family, and other Saudi aristocrats who, like ticks, drain their country's oil wealth.

"'Our friends the Saudis' are real pieces of work. They denounce domestic terrorism while supporting foreign terrorism through Faustian deal making.

Saudi Arabia could benefit from all of the money that the oil ticks waste spreading their sociopathy."

by Garlic M. May 18, 2007

Tick Dick

a dick that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long

I was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had Tick Dick

by JDL32895 August 6, 2008

Tick-Tock

An extremely questionable weekend destination in Canton, N.Y. where college students go. One "dances" in the Tick-Tock, and is tipically inebreated at this location. One also tends to go with the intent of getting laid.

"Wow, the Tick-Tock was a waste of five dollars."
"Dude, I know, we just gave away our money to the Fat Man."

"I was so drunk at the Tick-Tock, I don't remember making out with him at all!"

by a completely random pseudonym February 19, 2009

Double Tick

Someone who is always one step ahead (normally in academics), and is always trying to go above and beyond what is required of them. A try-hard.

"You've already written the entire paper?! Wow you're such a double tick."

by loftcrew February 28, 2015

wood tick

One who is very low on the social and economic scale. Often found in small northern Michigan towns. A regional equivalent to low life.

Her recent behaviour might lead you to believe that she was raised by a colony of wood ticks.

by sidelock October 24, 2004