Chick imported from another location for the purpose of having sex.
Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".
Can also apply to a guy, though he is more often called "road meat".
by brownwings March 03, 2011
Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.
Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".
Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....
Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......
Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....
Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......
Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
by Grande John January 17, 2009
1. Alcoholic beverage (usually a beer) that is consumed while driving a vehicle.
2. Alcoholic beverage contained inside a soft-drink cup to look like a drink from a fast-food restaurant instead of booze.
2. Alcoholic beverage contained inside a soft-drink cup to look like a drink from a fast-food restaurant instead of booze.
by Smu Johnson November 01, 2007
A place in Dover NJ where all the thugs hang out. A place where no one gives a flying fuck. People on Grover Road usually smoke pot without caring that there neighbors are cops. The kids on the block like to drink beer when the parents go away and pass out wherever they want. People on Grover Road usually have an open house and have the concept of "you're always welcome here." It is most common that while the kids are drinking here they play beer pong, throw up from chugging beer, and make drunk phone calls to the women they wish they had. For the ones with relationships they usually fuck them up on Grover Road from being so drunk they tell there mate that they don't care about him/her anymore at all. Music is always blasted on this street typically not caring if the cops come because there so wasted.
Last week on Grover Road Hartman's parents went away and we got so drunk Zach tried to fuck the neighbor hood dog.
Grover Road is where the thugz be at son!
Grover Road is where the thugz be at son!
by J-Hart August 24, 2006
Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?
Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
by Kate Sjostrand February 21, 2008
Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.
Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours
Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD
Victim: Two hours
Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD
by Middle aged middle white male November 08, 2018