Gey cocken offen yom

Yiddish slang that translates into "go take a shit in the ocean."

"You can gey cocken offen yom if you expect me to pay $5.00 for ground beef."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

whiteboard offense

Drawing up basketball plays on a whiteboard that relate to relationship advice or getting someone laid

Seth is trying to get with Jasmine, we gotta get the whiteboard offense going to help him out.

by Eatmyshorts21 March 8, 2017

offended

most awful page on encyoclopedia dramatica. 'nuff said.

Just sickening and wrong. Worse than actual ofennding or being offended

by yahmoo23 September 14, 2010

sex offender

1. A sex offender is a person who has been criminally charged and convicted of, or has pled guilty to, a sex crime. A crime requiring mandatory sex offender registration can be anywhere from downloading pornographic material of persons under the age of 18 off the internet (child pornography) to rape and even non sexual offenses such as kidnapping, may require registration. The term sexual offender is a broad term, with sexual predator being used to describe a more severe physical or repeat sexual offense. Sexual offenders are also sometimes classified into levels, where the highest level offenders have the most aggravating crimes and thus, the most risk to the public and usually must register as a sex offender for their entire lives. Low level sexual offenders may serve only a probationary sentence and only register for 10 years as well as having less restrictions placed on them compared to higher lever offenders. As a label of identity it is used in criminal psychology. Especially in the United States and the United Kingdom, the person, if convicted, is most likely required to register with the respective jurisdiction's sex offender registry.

2. Somebody who, simply enough, has sex with small children and animals.

1. Did you see on the news that there's a sex offender on the loose in the area?

2. Nate, AKA YourMom in online communities, along with Joshua, AKA Jesta/Jester/Demented Jester in the same online communities, recently declared themselves as SEX OFFENDERs via the vBulletin hack/plugin "Staff Titles".

by Indeed the 2nd June 17, 2007

Vince Offer

Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.

Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!

Who the fuck is Billy Mays?

by lilripsta January 28, 2009

oofed

1.To be screwed,f**ked, or otherwise incapacitated.

2.A way to describe a bad situation.

1.Man he's oofed.

2.Damn, that test was oofed man.

by S@m P November 11, 2004

pissed offedness

The state of being pissed off.

Sorry bro, I didnt mean to interrupt your pissed offedness.

by achaeon May 30, 2010