When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.
Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.
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Get the jerk off challenge mug.The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007
Get the jerking off stalefish mug.Dorothy: Whoa, look at your arm muscle! You've been working out, huh?
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by Joedaman March 19, 2010
Get the jerk-off muscle mug.This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.
Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.
by Bow-Flex April 20, 2009
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Go jerk off stalefish!!!
Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
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