Delayed Off

To be laid off at a specified, future date.

Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.

Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."

by KILLA435.5 February 3, 2014

Munt Off

Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else

I can’t stop munting off to porn

I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits

by Muckyfingers82 May 28, 2022

slope off

To slope off is to leave somewhere - usually sneakily without letting others know

school sucks, lets slope off and go to the beach

by bigJ312-94 November 4, 2009

Rizz Off

The battle between two broskis to determine who is the rizziest.

Broski 1: Dude you have no rizz

Broski 2: I have more than you, pal

Broski 1: Wait, does this mean what I think it means?

Broski 2: Are we about to have a rizz off?

Broski 1 & 2: Rizz awayyyyyyy

by JackBlackthethird May 28, 2023

off the wagon

drinking or using drugs after a period of abstinence

I can't believe she is off the wagon after she worked so hard.

by Light Joker March 12, 2007

50% off

A godsend, and the only abridged series I ACTUALLY watch. "HE SHOT HARU" kills me every time.

"Dude, have you seen the new episode of 50% Off? I swear I pissed myself three times."

by hellaradyeah December 3, 2014

doze off

fall into a light sleep.

Jack doze off in the chemistry class.

by CuriousLad March 12, 2014