Obese

Someone who annoys others when they sit next to them on a bus, train or aeroplane.

"Wow that guy is so obese, he should purchase two seats. One for each arse cheek"

by Richard Ellis May 9, 2006

Obesity

The best way to prevent rape.

No one wants to rape the obesity lady

by i hate really gigantic people August 16, 2010

OBESE

very fat and nasty, gets dumped a lot because people cant stand to look at them

check out sal, he's obese. Ha ha ha

by pesteds August 24, 2007

Morbidly Obese

What others describe your mother as.

"Hey, Johnny! How's your morbidly obese mother doing?"

by germantapwater October 5, 2021

alpha chi obesa

Major fallacy. Clearly an embittered soul created such a term.

Definition is impossible.

by Laura April 13, 2005

Morbidly Obese

When you watch morbius too much and gain morb weight.

Doctor: you are Morbidly Obese
Patient: does that mean I have to stop watching Morbius?
Doctor: yes
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

obese

Something that is fat, from Latin "obesus" meaning: fat

Stop eating you obese gellatinous blob! You're sweating butter on me!

by Cerpin Taxxt November 8, 2006