optometrist

A person that chose, unbelievably, not to go to school until they are 35 in order to work as a doctor. Along with this, they must deal with ignorant dumbasses that think they have no medical training, even though many schools teach the exact same classes to both. Upon graduation, these people will usually work privately, and get to be their own boss eventually. Some will work in chain stores, but take out really solid cash.

So are you an opthalmologist?

Shit no. I'm not an egotistical asshat, and with the 6 practices I own while those douches slave for their HMO I make more money than one anyway.I'm an optometrist, not a boring self-important hospital company knob polisher.

by ThePunisher7755 August 13, 2010

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Oatmeal Bowel Cream

When a male and femle have anal sex, and the male penetrates the female's bowels. Causing her to pee a combination of Piss, Jizz and Shit. Resembeling oatmeal.

Well, I've been having Oatmeal Bowel Cream for the past few days.

by ABcentrixx July 26, 2010

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ottomh

Off the top of my head.

I can't think of an example, ottomh

by Banana10 August 31, 2006

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Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

The Optomistic Person says > Make PEACE,, Not war !.. Some of them also says >
Make Love,, Not war !

He/She look at the world through rose-colored glasses, never stop believe in PEACE / LOVE ..

by sLg March 14, 2004

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ottoman helmet

This is a seldom seen sex position in which a male places his two balls in a female's eyesockets, his erect penis then points upwards resembling pointed ottoman helmets of ancient times.

So did you guys get realy kinky last night?
Yeah we did some crazy shit, he even let me wear the ottoman helmet!

by Jdizzle888 April 21, 2009

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