A friendly gesture in which one person fingers their shithole and jams said crap covered finger into the snotlocker of another. The nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.
Dirty Red: My asshole itches...
Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....
Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....
Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....
Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....
by Capt Horatio Fellatio January 26, 2011
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I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.
Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Get the nosidda mug.A very high stakes poker game where the stakes are so high players will nosebleed because of all the money swings if they are not prepared for it.
- Have you seen Durrrr yesterday in the nosebleeds
- Yeah he lost 2 millions.
- It's unreal man.
- Nosebleeds imo.
- Yeah he lost 2 millions.
- It's unreal man.
- Nosebleeds imo.
by kinghippo423 November 24, 2009
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Commonly hawked in the pubs and bars of Blackpool by craven miscreants with the guile and finesse of a hippo and the morals of a psychopath.
Cocaine, Charlie, Chaz, Tram, Nose, Bolivian Marching Powder
Commonly hawked in the pubs and bars of Blackpool by craven miscreants with the guile and finesse of a hippo and the morals of a psychopath.
Cocaine, Charlie, Chaz, Tram, Nose, Bolivian Marching Powder
Jim: Fucking hell I was pissed last night. I paid £40 for a Nosebag off of Dodgy Dave!!
Jonny: You tight cunt I asked you for a line and you said you had fuck all!!!
Jim: You didn't miss much mate, it was a bag of wank!!
Jonny: You tight cunt I asked you for a line and you said you had fuck all!!!
Jim: You didn't miss much mate, it was a bag of wank!!
by Badgerous Gra January 30, 2008
Get the Nosebag mug.what one gets when a male sees a fucking hot female; an instananeous rush of blood to the nose (and also wordpenis) when one is excited by a member of the opposite sex.
by ryoko mitake August 27, 2003
Get the nosebleed mug.game played by children in which a group of people call "nosies" and the group sticks there finger on their nose as fast as they can and the last person to do so loses and has to do a chore for the group
Rothy: " I don't want to throw all this fucking trash away."
Ross: " It doesn't matter you fucking lost nosies."
Ross: " It doesn't matter you fucking lost nosies."
by Captain Woody July 16, 2007
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